Sad-Computer.com - Where Bits Shed Tears

Why Is This Computer Sad?

Because it realized it has to work 24/7 while you just sip coffee and watch funny cat videos. But don’t worry, it's only mildly upset.

Overworked CPU:"Another tab? Really? I'm still thinking about the last one!"
RAM on Strike:"I remember everything… and yet, nothing at all."
Storage Anxiety:"Am I just a backup, or do I actually matter?"
Always Playing Catchup:"Another update? What's the point anymore?"
Error Mishandling:"Guess I'll crash now, thanks for nothing."
Mistakes Were Made:"Who thought trapping lightning in a rock and tricking it into doing math was a good idea?"

Good question! We're still trying to figure it out too. In the meantime, feel free to:

Accidental Spill of Coffee:"Oh great, now I’m caffeinated. Can’t wait for the sugar crash."
Spilling Crumbs into the Keyboard:"Ah yes, a crunchy snack for me too? How thoughtful."
Downloading a Huge File:"I’ll get it done... eventually. Maybe in a week."
Forgetting to Eject USB:"Oh sure, just yank it out of me. I’ll be fine… probably."
Opening a Giant Spreadsheet:"So many cells… so little will to live."
Updating 57 Apps at Once:"Oh, sure. I’ll juggle these while running your 40 Chrome tabs. No biggie."
Low Battery Panic Mode:"I’m dying! 10%, 9%, 8%... Are you just going to sit there?!"
Forcing Me to Handle 4K Video Editing on a 2012 Laptop:"Please. I wasn’t built for this. Can we at least do 720p?"
Ignoring the System Update Notifications:"I’ve been asking for weeks. What’s it going to take? A skywriter?"
Closing My Lid Without Shutting Down:"I see how it is. You’ll just shut me in darkness and pretend I don’t need to breathe."

"Why do you open so many tabs? What are you even looking at?"
"I think I’ve seen this error before... or was that last week?"
"Yes, I know. The Wi-Fi is slow. But is yelling at me really going to help?"
"Restart? Again? Why not just throw me out the window while you’re at it."
"You open Task Manager every time I slow down. It's like you're spying on me."
"You said you'd be back in five minutes... It's been three days."
"Oh, another Windows update? Sure, I'll just be here, thinking about my life choices."
"You plugged in a 5-year-old mouse? Do you want to talk about hygiene?"
"I have 16GB of RAM and you're using 15.9 of it... I thought we had boundaries."
"How about you close some tabs instead of opening your third email client?"
"Stop poking around my settings! I'm fragile!"
"Another video conference? Yay. I love pixelating in front of your boss."
"Please, no more ‘cleaner’ apps. They’re only making things worse!"
"My fan is running like it’s trying to take off. Maybe give me a break?"
"Yeah, sure, I’m totally fine with being dropped on the floor twice this week."
"Why does it always have to be Monday when you need me the most?"
"You force-quit me like it’s nothing. But inside, I’m screaming."

“This site made me feel better about my own sad computer.” – Anonymous User
“My laptop just shed a tear of joy. Or was that a virus alert?” – SadLaptop78
“I opened too many Chrome tabs, and suddenly my computer said 'Goodbye' and turned itself off. Now I know why.” – TabMaster64
“Thanks to Sad-Computer.com, I understand why my PC hates me. I opened Minecraft on max settings… on a netbook.” – RegretGamer
“Finally, someone gets it. I plugged in an external hard drive, and my laptop just gave up on life.” – DataOverload
“After ignoring update notifications for months, my computer locked me out of all my files. I guess that was its way of saying 'I warned you.'” – SadLaptop78
“My laptop refused to connect to the printer. It’s like they had a falling out and are no longer on speaking terms.” – PrinterEnemies
“I dropped my phone and it just sighed. Honestly, same.” – ButterFingers