| Error Code | Description |
|---|---|
| Error 0 | Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again? "This error requires no explanation. It’s the universal solution." |
| Error 0x9999 | Too Many Tabs Opened "You’ve exceeded the recommended tab limit for human sanity and system stability. Please stop." |
| Error 0x0451 | Too Hot to Handle "Your laptop is about to turn into a pancake griddle. Cool it down or risk breakfast." |
| Error 0x0850 | User Expectation Too High "You’re asking a 10-year-old computer to run a 2024 program. Adjust optimism levels." |
| Error 0x1337 | Too Cool for School "You’ve input something so advanced, even the computer thinks you're showing off." |
| Error 0xBADF00D | Crumbs Detected in Keyboard "Foreign substances detected in keyboard. Was that a sandwich?" |
| Error 0xLOST | Cursor Has Disappeared "Your cursor has gone into hiding. Try shaking the mouse or sending out a search party." |
| Error 0xJET | Fan Sounds Like a Jet Engine "The fan is working overtime and might launch the computer into orbit. Help it cool down." |
| Error 0xAFK | User Walked Away "You’ve been away from your desk for 47 minutes and the computer is lonely." |
| Error 0xAAHHH | Unexpected Printer Failure "The printer refuses to cooperate. It’s probably plotting something." |
| Error 0xBAD | Bad Idea "You tried to install a program that even the computer knows is a bad idea." |
| Error 0xSHH | Overwhelmed by Internet "Network is not down, the computer is just introverted and needs a moment to recharge its social battery." |
| Error 0xMATRIX | Deja Vu "Remind me which one of us is in the simulation?" |
| Error ZZZ | Waking Up from Sleep Mode "It’s been 5 seconds, give me a moment to gather my thoughts." |
| Error D12 | Keyboard is Feeling Overworked "Your keyboard has reached its daily limit of typing. Please let it rest before continuing." |
| Error C7 | Mouse in Detention "The mouse has gone on strike due to excessive clicking. Please negotiate terms or use the trackpad." |
| Error X43 | Too Many Password Attempts "You’ve reached the maximum number of password attempts. Consider a less secure password or a stronger memory." |
| Error B404 | Background Process Not Found "The background process got bored waiting for you and has wandered off." |
| Error M98 | Mysterious Glitch Detected "Something went wrong, and even the computer doesn’t know what it is. It’s as confused as you are." |
| Error L3 | Laptop in Therapy "Your laptop is currently seeking professional help for stress caused by excessive multitasking." |
| Error Q99 | Quota Exceeded on Sarcasm "The system has run out of sarcastic remarks. Please be more serious or reboot for fresh sarcasm." |
| Error P22 | Printer Out of Compliments "The printer was all out of positive reinforcement. It’ll print your document, but it won’t say ‘nice job’." |
| Error ∞ | Infinite Loop of Regret "The halting problem would be preferable." |
| Error 204 | No Keyboard Detected "Wait… how are you typing this?" |
| Error 007 | License to Crash "Your computer’s gone rogue. Its next mission: sabotage your important deadline." |
| Error 42 | The Answer to Everything "Your request is too deep. The computer is instead pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything." |
| Error 666 | System Possessed "Something’s gone terribly wrong and now there's ghosts in the machine. Time for a digital exorcism." |
| Error 12345 | Random Number Generator Malfunction "The computer has decided it’s not playing by the rules today. Enjoy the chaos." |
| Error 314 | Pi Doesn’t Compute "You asked for a precise calculation, but the computer is lost in irrational numbers." |
| Error 911 | Emergency Protocol Activated "Something's seriously wrong. Please contact IT support and a therapist." |